marty-mc:

as suggested by anon I sketched my personal all-female Marvel team, my fav ladies.

Thank you for the suggestion this was quite fun! 

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

thirdtemptationofparis:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

I will make this owl mine.

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

misandrwitch:

Convos With My 2 Year Old ep 1

k lmfao im crying

phhpppbbbbbthb:

phhpppbbbbbthb:

i bought these straws that are for milkand when you drink the milk it gives it strawberry flavouring and i’m going to try it with pepsi instead

ATTENTION TUMBLR

IF YOU COME UP WITH A CRAZY IDEA LIKE THIS

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

STRAWBERRY PEPSI IS FUCKING DELICIOUS